12 Days Of Christmas - The Complete Set

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This makes me laugh every year, 12 months must be just enough for me to forget it :-) Instead of blogging one-a-day here's the complete set for you all to enjoy:

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  1. バックリンク2:17 pm, January 11, 2010

    Aha, that's funny.

    Christmas needs funny and happy, isn't it?

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