Mike Riversdale

There's oodles of malarkey on this PC ... sloooowly being deleted. ---- A Touch of Class Sybil : What are you doing? Basil : I'm kissing you, dear. Sybil : Well, don't. The Builders Basil : (to phone) Ah yes, Mr O'Reilly, well it's perfectly simple. When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile you might have found time to cement them together... you know, one on top of another, in the traditional fashion. -- O'Reilly : (calmly) Just remember, Mr Fawlty, there's always someone worse off than yourself. Basil : Is there. Well, I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh. The Wedding Party Basil : Always reminds me of someone machine-gunning a seal. Major : The heat? Basil : ...No, no, my wife's laugh. -- Jean : Has it got a breeze? Basil : Has it got a breeze ? Jean : Is it airy? Basil : Well, it's got air in it. -- Sybil : Hello... Audrey! Any news?... Oh dear, he

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