On The 11th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me ...

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December 24th: 11th Day

Listen Fuckhead:

What's with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and aforementioned "ladies"? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All 234 of the birds are dead. They have been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.

Your sworn enemy,
Miss Agnes McCallister
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