Death Spam

Been a very long time since I looked in my email Spam folder and whilst a lot of it is just tedious the following did make me grin, enjoy.

Highlights include the amount, "$10.800`000'00USD" which I think they are saying is $1,498,543,340.40 New Zealand dollars but who can tell with all that crazy use of special characters.

One billion, 498 million, 543 thousand, 3 hundred and 40 dollars.
And 40 cents.

Is my "TOTAL FUNDS"

I wish!

Also their loving words to me, "MAY YOUR GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE. ", and the fact that "Christine smith" uses a lowercase whilst being the "DIRECTOR OF (IMF)"

(oh, it was all in UPPERCASE and I have no idea why :)


Subject: YOUR SILENT IS A CLEAR PROOF THAT YOU ARE REAL DEAD
From: Christine smith

DEAR VALUED CUSTOMER,

I NEED TO CONFIRM THAT THIS IS REALLY TRUTH BEFORE WE RELEASE YOUR TOTAL FUNDS TO THIS GENTLE MAN. THIS OFFICE WAS CONTACTED BY Mr. Richards Thomas WHO  CLAIMED TO BE YOUR BROTHER. HE PROMISED TO PAY THE NEEDED FEE AND CLAIM THE PACKAGE AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN.

HE SAID THAT YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT LAST WEEK AND DIED. WE NEED TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE TRULY DEAD BEFORE WE CAN RELEASE YOUR TOTAL FUNDS TO HIM.WE BELIEVED THAT YOU ARE DEAD, BUT AS A FEDERAL OFFICE, WE NEED A PROOF FOR RECORD PURPOSES BEFORE WE CAN RELEASE YOUR TOTAL FUNDS OF ($10.800`000'00USD) TO HIM,
THEREFORE YOUR SILENT IS A CLEAR PROOF THAT YOU ARE REAL DEAD.

NOTE; WE WILL COMMENCE ON THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN Mr. Richards Thomas FROM Monday 14th august 2017. IF THIS IS TRUE!!! MAY YOUR
GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE. BUT IF ITS NOT TRUE THEN GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE TO ENABLE US PROCEED.
AND ALSO RECONFIRM YOUR FULL DELIVERY INFORMATION WHILE GETTING BACK OK.

1. Your full names.
2. Your full contact address/country
3. Your mobile or office phone numbers

Best Regards,
Christine smith
DIRECTOR OF (IMF)

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