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There is so much in this that screams WELLINGTON! Find the 10 "This has to be Wellington" items, and list them below to be in to win ...

On The 10th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me ...

December 23rd: 10th Day

You Rotten Prick:

Now there's ten ladies dancing - I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sic-ing the police on you.

One who means it, Ag
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9th day / 11th day ...

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