Inspector Gjelstad Looked Up The Stairs ...

Inspector Adam Gjelstad looked up the stairs and sniffed. The air hung thick with the smell of booze, bar fights, and scariest of all, Betty.

2 bits of the web that made me giggle recently

The first is a Flickr "welcome" message ... in Aussie, priceless

And the second is a weird option on adding a contact in Xing.
The option to send private message is available, tick or not ... but if you leave it ...