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I miss the real spam letters (delivered by the postman into my postbox) I used to receive from Marie D'Esple and P.R. Nelchael having to rely on the email ones for my giggles. Here's some classic spam sitting in my Gmail Spam folder* - firstly the naughty ones:

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whose dog had led him to the spot, ventured to uncover the features, Or perhaps Wendy admits she does see something. I do believe, I shall do nothing of the sort, said the Mouse, getting up sprouted originally from his unhallowed bones. The ladies started;
At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among story concluded with the Appeal of Alice to the spectre of Walter I dare not give the remainder of the scene, except in a very to guilt and shame, and himself perish by the hand of his
trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game and here and there the rocky substance of the hill, peeping just above that she was ready to ask help of any one; so, when the Rabbit of the bottle was a paper label, with the words DRINK ME
went by, it swept the old mens hoary heads, the womens fearful and here and there the rocky substance of the hill, peeping just above When Wendy returned diffidently she found Peter sitting on the quite natural to Alice to find herself talking familiarly with
she could remember in the very nursery from which the famous flight They are now embarked on the great adventure of the night when Peter It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and daresay its a French mouse, come over with William the
of the flight of unseen spirits. Not a word was spoken till I added earnestly, Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a in a ring, and begged the Mouse to tell them something more. They must go by the carrier, she thought; and how funny itll
That is not Michael, she said quickly, lest a judgment should fall an ignorant little girl shell think me for asking. No, itll engraved upon it. She went in without knocking, and hurried to devils what love is to the blest. At times, the features of those
here till Im somebody else-but, oh dear. cried Alice, with a idea was that she had somehow fallen into the sea, and in that beauty, and all the unreal throng, into one indistinguishable cloud there. The faces of fond lovers, even of such as had pined into the
reappeared where the mourners left them. Yet none but souls accursed fierce and deep passions, and of all the many varieties of wickedness, down here with me. There are no mice in the air, Im afraid, but

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* Gmail is quite amazing in how it removes the spam from my sight - I have about 3-5 spam emails in my InBox each week and, over the past 30 days, there's been 1,500+ spam emails sent to me using one or other email address I have.