"Theres no bath in there."

Infuriating, tedious, and even bloody annoying, that's how I imagine my mates feel.
SCENE: In a pub, or anywhere public.

MATE: I'm just gonna pop to bathroom.

ME: There's no bath in there.
See what I mean, every damn time.
Black and white photo of a dark toilet door and 'Bathrooms' sign above


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