Why Would You Tell Me That?! podcast

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Two funny as feck Irish guys chatting about things that will leave your jaw on the floor. And you'll laugh at the same time, imagine that.
Award-Winning Comedians and Broadcasters Neil Delamere and Dave Moore take turns seeking out incredible things they think everyone, including their co-host, should know. In each episode, with the help of a genuine expert, one of them will answer the question, “Why Would You Tell Me That?!”
Get amongst it and laugh whilst learning stuff for the pub quiz.

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