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My first proper job was working as a waiter in a cocktail bar ๐ŸŽถ No, it wasn't ๐Ÿ˜‹, it was working as a waiter in the Kings Head Hotel in Monmouth - I was a happy wee fella.

The universe then smiled upon me and after a number of adventures my first actual proper job, or one that seems related to what I sort of maybe do now, was as a programmer in the Budget & Forecast section of St Ivel's Finance Department.

I believe this is me at the time, around 1987, in the Swindon Head Office.

I was aged 20 years-old.
Working as a programmer in St Ivel, Swindo

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