I've Never Watched Star Wars

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I've Never Seen Star Wars is:
... a comedy talk show broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Hosted by comedian Marcus Brigstocke, each episode features a celebrity guest trying out experiences that are new to them, but common to many others. The title comes from the show's producer and creator, Bill Dare, having never seen the Star Wars films.
Apart from a humorous way to spend 30 minutes I have also taken to noting down those that I realise I haven't done either and could. To that end, seeing as I have never read any pulpy romantic books from Mills and Boon or anyone else, I have just borrowed A Cinderella For the Greek by Julia James from the library.

I shall read it over the weekend whilst chomping upon a Pop-Tart, nope I've never had one of those either. Once I'm done I'll let you know they went and give you the scores of my experience out of ten.

Oh, and the radio show became a BBC TV series with it's funniest episode being that of Stephen Fry attempting:

  • Getting an ear piercing - 8/10
  • Assembling ready-to-assemble furniture - 1/10
  • Watching Only Fools and Horses - 9.5/10
  • Having a boxing bout - 10/10


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