Cute Or Terrifying

On the face of it this handwritten note on the neighbours window is cute and funny. Pop some movie horror music on it, add a little backstory, and this becomes a terrifying note just before the killings begin again!

The weekend in numbers

1, person in the house
4, nights sleeping alone
1, felines keeping me company
11, the earliest hour of the morning I awoke
6, Epic Pale Ale's drunk
4, hours (approx) sorting out my Ubuntu sound issue
1, One computer with sound + 1 very happy man
5, movies watched on DVD
4, hours of work performed
3, Riversdale's missed terribly by Mike
8, Hell pizza slices enjoyed
0, cars cleaned (oops)

1 more day to go!