3 clothing enigmas I have in my life

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  1. Where have all the socks gone?
  2. Why do T-Shirts expand to the size of my duvet?
  3. Am I becoming (or have I become) a "high rider"?

Answers to be sent to this post on a postcard or the the back of a sealed envelope

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