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NEWS ALERT! Man dies in cake-eating contest

BBC: Man dies in cake-eating contest
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.

The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.

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Bloody English, coming over (t)here eating all our fairy cakes and then expecting us to clean up their dead bodies, bloody liberty, that's what it is, a diabolical bloody liberty.

At least he wasn't Welsh unlike this knob

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