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NEWS ALERT! Man dies in cake-eating contest

BBC: Man dies in cake-eating contest
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.

The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.


Bloody English, coming over (t)here eating all our fairy cakes and then expecting us to clean up their dead bodies, bloody liberty, that's what it is, a diabolical bloody liberty.

At least he wasn't Welsh unlike this knob