A Hearty Welcome Home

"As Bilbo peered through The Green Dragons welcoming window he sighed, "It's good to be home", and quickly entered into the chatter of friends."

Cheeseburger in a can

Oh! My! God!
And you can order one online ... note how the advertisied product is a wee bit different to what comes "out of the can"

(thanks to Adam and his crazy email Jokeslist)