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The worlds longest fingernails - something for Jack

Ever since I cut Jacks nails on the weekend I've been promising him I'll get a picture of the man or lady (we now have "ladies" in our family vocabulary, only with kids eh) with the longest nails in the whole wide world ... and here she is (via The Sun, so it must be true):
Verified by Guinness World Records: Longest fingernails on a pair of hands (female)



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[Updated November 2019] Updated photo. Updated The Sun link. Added video. Added two extra world record links.

Comments

Anonymous said…
how do you wipe your bum?
Mike Riversdale said…
With toilet paper, scrunched, how do you wipe yours?

(of course you're totally aware that the picture is not a self portrait ... aren't you?? Of course you are, silly of me)
Anonymous said…
they're sooo crazty you cannot do anythind with them
Anonymous said…
wowwwwwwwwwwww how do you shake somebodies hand???
Anonymous said…
this is like soooo koool! how do u keep your nails like that?!!
Mike Riversdale said…
Now listen, I shall only say zis once - THIS IS NOT ANYONE I ACTUALY KNOW. It is NOT me. It is NOT someone from my family. It is NOT anyone I know how to contact. It is NOT me.

Follow the links in the post ... and good luck getting the answers to your questions.
Unknown said…
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymous said…
how do u go to the bathroom
Anonymous said…
how do u eat