The Holy Head Is Watching

With creaking and cracking heard throughout the room the Holy Head of Antelope turned upon all those gathered.Someone will die tonight.

I'm sorry, I can't put you through ...

I've just tried to call someone that doesn't have direct dialing, you ask for the extension number. When I asked to be put through it came back to the guy attempting to putting me through. I asked if I could just leave a voicemail message and he said ... prepare yourself:
I'm sorry, the line seems to be busy so I can't put you through to voicemail.

Off this goes to Dilbert!