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The Holy Head Is Watching

With creaking and cracking heard throughout the room the Holy Head of Antelope turned upon all those gathered.Someone will die tonight.

Fathers-to-be, be warned

JonnyB goes through it for us all



Key quotes include "...which is the piece of skin between the vagina and the bumhole.", "So you'll be there on the bed, probably on all fours..." and 'I leave them talking about electronic pain relief systems and slip quietly out the door.'

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