Rule when drinking with the work crew

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Ensure that there is someone else just that little bit more drunk than yourself

You can then listen about how the night seemed to involved a loud and drunk someone else and it doesn't really matter how many times you fell over, called people naughty names and wagged ones finger at them as you put their lives right.

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