Seven Habits Of Highly Annoying New Zealanders

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Having thought I'd get the most annoying things about being a Kiwi (well, being amongst more established Kiwi's) I am delighted to say that Ms Vile File has done all the work for me.

Her posting Seven Habits Of Highly Annoying New Zealanders is almost word for word what I would have likeds to right liked to write

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