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The $14 bottle of 'the Prince of beers' is helping - an awesome night despite the NPC final.

Thank you all (below) for making me smile

... until sudden and unexpected explosive diarrhoea forced a curtailment.

Admittedly, we got the date wrong, but that is a minor point.

... we can run around bashing trolls over the head together. How romantic!

... if you looked at it through a kaleidoscope under the influence of some heady skunk and six tequila shots, could have been called romance.

It started innocently enough.

NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY ABOUT FLORIDA MOTORISTS - The actual truth is worse.

The serious and worrying thing for me is that I'm writing a book about Web 2.0

... I have to admit this guy leaves the very best comments on people's blogs I have ever read (if not actually understood).

Developed a colourful relationship with asthma, but hid this from Roxanne Beiswinger.

Anyway it’s a very nice 3 line mail thanking me for mine and attaching six recipes written in Kiwinese.

No-one understands a word I say, except for the one time I said "where's the fucking coffee?" in a too-loud voice. At that moment, the temperature dropped by several degrees, and Pleasantville suddenly turned into Village of The Damned.

I want a frickin apple mojito thingamy bob! I want a seedy pub toilet! I want pizza pomodoro!

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