Mae West quotes

As with all the quotes posted I've no idea how legitimate they are.

It's not the men in my life that counts-it's the life in my men.

A man in the house is worth two in the street

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

He who hesitates is last

I used to be Snow White but I drifted

"Goodness, what beatiful diamonds !" - "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie".

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I've been things and done places

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When a girl goes wrong - men go right after her.

So many men, so little time.

You're never too old to become younger.

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain

Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae: "How tall are you ?" - Man: "Six foot seven." - Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches".

I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.

I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don't break any.

It's better to be looked over than overlooked.

When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm very good.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

I wrote this story myself, It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it.

Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's not what you do ... it's how you do it.

A hard man is good to find.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Quest: Ever met a man that could make you happy ? Mae: Several times.

It don't mean a thing if you don't pull a string.

He's so crooked he uses a corkscreww for a ruler.

I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night.

Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and soffa.


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