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Spam, How I Miss Thee

Not really, spam is 99.9% trash, but as we know sometimes it's funny or even poignant.
Spam email, could almost be a poem
I love the reply suggestions from Gmail, ha ha ha.


Here's the text of the email for those that can't read images, enjoy.
Cordial salutations, Mike Esteem this as an summons to a discourse- laden expedition. My own epochs are employed loosening the communal strands that connect collectives, and mine pulse moves to the cadences of nature on winding paths. What patterns direct the tale of your life?

With enthusiasm