Meet Me At The Diogenes Club, And Don't Be Late

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I shall be in the Strangers Room at 4pm, it is of national importance that you meet me there as I have a job that I wish you to undertake.

Oh, and this time, please do not entertain any thoughts of talking to other members, I simply cannot cover your actions after the last incident, no matter how humourous you think you are.
Plush stairs and bannisters of the Wellesley Boutique Hotel
2-8 Maginnity Street, Wellington Central, Wellington 6011, New Zealand

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