The Big Hoose

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Where the Laird lives πŸ˜ƒ

Hamish: Help! We're trapped between floors! Help!
Dougal: Hamish, you're getting hysterical.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Hamish: Well, don't just stand there applauding, do something!
Dougal: All right!
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Hamish: Ow!
Dougal: Now, control yourself. Or next time it's the face.

Or, if you prefer, and I do ...

The Laird: But Dougal, have you never played golf?
Dougal: Oh no, your Lairdship. I like women.
Scots College tree lined drive, Strathmore in Wellington (NZ))
1 Monorgan Road, Strathmore Park, Wellington 6022, New Zealand

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