You Know You're Officially Old When ...

• You walk into the room and wonder why
• You talk to the condiments
• You stomp around the house asking everyone where are your glasses only to discover their on your head
• You don't care if the neighbours can hear you
• You realise that your parents had a point or two
• The cartoons on TV are all shouty and weird
• People are actually looking up to you
• Your memories seem to be a movie of another time involving other people
• You talk about cassette tapes knowing no-one uses them but without realising a lot of people don't even know what they are
• Cheesy "feel good movies" are just what the doctor ordered
• You use phrases such as "just what the doctor ordered"
• You tell everyone that music isn't as good as it used to be - it's all retro, copying, been done before and derative

Inspired by my wife who just exhibited one of these traits.