- You walk into the room and wonder why
- You talk to the condiments
- You stomp around the house asking everyone where are your glasses only to discover their on your head
- You don't care if the neighbours can hear you
- You realise that your parents had a point or two
- The cartoons on TV are all shouty and weird
- People are actually looking up to you
- Your memories seem to be a movie of another time involving other people
- You talk about cassette tapes knowing no-one uses them but without realising a lot of people don't even know what they are
- Cheesy "feel good movies" are just what the doctor ordered
- You use phrases such as "just what the doctor ordered"
- You tell everyone that music isn't as good as it used to be - it's all retro, copying, been done before and derative
Inspired by my wife who just exhibited one of these traits.
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