Yep, all from an Adam's Jokeslist email - my favourite in bold. And if it's jokes you're after check out Finally, a magazine for married men 2 of the funniest pictures I've seen in ages My Top Jokes of ALL Time Winston Churchill quotes ... probably -- I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! -- I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? -- A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." -- I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in fr...