On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me ...

December 14th: 1st Day

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear
tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection, Agnes

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December 15th: 2nd Day

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle
doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just
adorable.

All my love, Agnes

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December 16th: 3rd Day

Dear John:

Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such
generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling but I must insist....
you're just too kind.

Love Agnes

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December 17th: 4th Day

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are
beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.

Affectionately, Agnes

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December 18th: 5th Day

Dearest John:

What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for
each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all
those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.

All my love, Agnes

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December 19th: 6th Day

Dear John:

When I opened the door there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front
steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where
will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep
through the racket. PLEASE STOP!

Cordially, Agnes

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On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
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