Yee'll be needing one these today for your computer fandangles

By Mike Riversdale / Wednesday, September 19, 2007

[Updated with second picture]
When yee turn on your Talk Like A Pirate Day computer gizmo with a, "Yo ho ho!" don't forget to plug in this, ahaaar

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The Difference Between One Million And One Billion

It feels like a billion is just a bit bigger than a million. Obviously it's bigger but it fits on the same scale as a million, surely. It doesn't. A billion is so so so much bigger than a million. I've trawled the internet finding graphics and videos that show the VAST difference between one million and one billion. Oh, and just to finish with a different misconception about space starting with the classic opening line from the great Douglas Adams and The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy : “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

Do The Shake 'n' Vac And Put The Freshness Back

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The Hīkoi Has You Charged Up But The Work Starts Now

The submission form: https://www.parliament.nz/en/ECommitteeSubmission/54SCJUST_SCF_227E6D0B-E632-42EB-CFFE-08DCFEB826C6/CreateSubmission The hīkoi mō te Tiriti was the calling card, a start, a bringing people together from across the nation so that the work can now begin. Why? The Act party is already rallying it's members around the messages it wants to flood the select committee with. It is here they think they can insert their divisive messages. Act, David Seymour, and his backers (notably Atlas, but also other foreign neoliberal billionaires) are willing to play the long game, this is merely the start for them. Having said that, I suspect they've probably taken a small step back due to the sheer amount of people saying, "No, we do not accept this" culminating in today's 45,000+ show of will, but that won't mean anything in the coming weeks. Tomorrow the hard work starts. Let's not get too work-y though, first up something simple, add you voice to the...

Nuns' Brains In Jars

Weirdly I had heard/read about the 'Nun study' before the wonderful Dave Moore and Neil Delamere got their teeth into it. It's a brilliant science story and we're learning so much from these Nuns and their brains. btw: Neil Delamere is one of my favourite comedians, he is awesome on radio shows, and I hope he comes out to Aotearoa New Zealand at some point. The Why Would You Tell Me That?! podcast is fantastic, listen along and if you're on Apple Podcasts make sure you leave a review, doesn't matter what you say 😁 Anyway, on with the Nuns and their brains in jars ...

Taniwha Time Machine

From the sign outside: THE WĒTĀ FX SEASON OF TANIWHA TIME MACHINE Dreamgirls Art Collective Long ago, Te Whanganui-a-Tara was an enclosed lake, but Ngake forced his way out into the sea by battering through the clenched teeth of the fish of Maui to allow the fish to breathe. Whātaitai was washed down the throat of the fish, causing it to cough, and Whātaitai and three morsels flew out. The morsels became islands in the harbour, but Whātaitai was stranded and grew weak and died, becoming part of the land around the harbour. - EXCERPT FROM NGAKE ME WHĀTAITAI BY BEN NGAIA Two special visitors have travelled back in time to when Te Whanganui-a-Tara was a lake cut off from the sea... Ngake and Whātaitai, the legendary taniwha who formed the landscape of Te Whanganui-a-Tara, haven't seen each other since they ended up in different worlds, unable to reconnect. Until now that is, as the stars have aligned, and Dreamgirls Art Collective have weaved their artistic magic to reunite the duo. M...

W. C. Fields quotes

The office has all been moved around - new desks (with starter handles to raise and lower them), new high(er) speed network and ... the same old work. At least I have a differing view of the world, my team (well, the team I'm a part of not "my" team) is a lot closer - finally - and it's like an office from the 80's ... or even a classroom. But I still have time to move the crap off the PC : ------ Any man who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??! Who stole the cork from my breakfast? Now don't say you can't swear off drinking, it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit, no use being a damn fool about things. Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they alwa...

"Right Wing" Comedians

Too many people comfortably plump themselves into an army of one type or another . Surrounded by those that sound like you, listen to you intently whilst nodding, and echo your thoughts on why the fight is a good fight and that the other side are such bad terrible people. I used to be more like that than I am nowadays ... hmmmm, aren't we humans meant to become more conservative and reactionary as we age, strange Mike. These thoughts have me thinking of two UK comedians that have been tagged as "right wing", which is putting them into an army for the benefit of someone but, I suspect, not them. First up, Simon Evans who makes me laugh when he's talking about his family, kids, and life in Brighton. He then hit my ears big time with: Simon Evans Goes to Market , has had six seasons, delighting audiences with his witty and insightful take on the comedically unpromising territory of economics, all of which prove among the most popular downloads on the Sounds App. On the...

Happy Birthday To You

Having your birthday any time between the 20th December to January 3rd is quite the struggle eh. My ex-sister-in-law has her birthday on December 24th and I always think of her during these times. This goes out to you Sarah! And if you're celebrating your birthday over the Yuletide then many celebrations to YOU, enjoy your time and make sure others carve some 'you time' amongst all the other stuff.

The Cookie Time DC-3, I Found It

Every Kiwi that has ever been on a roadtrip up / down State Highway 1 knows about the Mangaweka Cookie Time Douglas DC-3 café. You may stopped off and had a look around inside, the kids and I certainly have. But in 2021 it was suddenly gone, what happened? Well, it seems the plane was owned by two Mangawekan (?) business people who had a falling out. One dark and stormy night one decided to ship it away without the knowledge of the other (sort of). Shifting the plane meant they had to take the wings off first and now the body lives in Shannon at 2 Ballance Street, just next to the Club Hotel / bar. Apparently it's being restored and will go back .. it won't. The wings, well who knows where they disappeared to but I understand they're not gonna be joining the body anytime soon. A little history lesson for us all: ZK-APK was delivered to the RNZAF in August 1945, then sold to the newly-formed National Airways Corporation (NAC) in 1947 and given the name Poaka. NAC was New Ze...

Rock 'n' Roll

Every boys dream, to be on stage with your mates and a guitar in your hand, thrashing out a solid tune as the crowd bounce around. Ok, not just a boys dream, girls also dream the same. And not everybody's dream at all, for some being on stage would be an absolute nightmare. I can't remember the name of this band at the 2024 Newtown Festival but I enjoyed them, as did the crowd bouncing around.

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