"I don't think you heard me my good man!"

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 "Do I look like the sort of man that would eat, THAT!"

"Um, ..."

"Exactly, I am a wealthy young person with taste, look at the way I wear my watch for instance!"

"Um, ..."

"Now, an ashtray if you please! Now!"

"Um, ok"

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Paekakariki Station, Paekākāriki 5034, New Zealand

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