Was The Evening Team Building Drinks Like This?

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I have to say that I have recollections of something very similar to this awesome tweet reporting from Phill Jupitus.

Start with tweet #1:
Bar of hotel full of 'team building week' management types clumsily flirting with each other... Fucking hilarious...
One of females has asked for "a glass of water" it is all over, people! Mark your coupons scoreless draw... Thanks for watching. Goodnight

My favourite on the way has to be:
I just heard the magic words "You should see my suite! There's two baths!"

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