The Holy Head Is Watching

With creaking and cracking heard throughout the room the Holy Head of Antelope turned upon all those gathered.Someone will die tonight.

Ha ha ha - NewsBiscuit and Mr Bush's New Recue Plan

Bush new rescue plan ‘is to collect up all the 5 cent water bottles’

‘It works out as only 14000 billion empty plastic bottles’ explained one upbeat White House aide, ‘And the President already collected about thirty. We are tidying up the streets of our cities AND solving America’s debt crisis so it is a win-win solution.