"I want truth & honest to be our watch word"

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Quite possibly one of the finest 'crap-o-grams' I have received into my InBox in a long time. The use of some 1950's machine to translate from the origin spammer's language into something close to English is fantastic.

I've tried to colour code the funniest bits but it's really to be taken as a comedy (w)hole.

My Dear ,

Am, Ms. Tracey Williams 34 years old, citizen of London United Kingdom, a Purchasing Manager to a company here called BRADFORD FARM PLC BRACKEN PLACE CHILL WORTH SOUTHAMPTON S0164RB SOUTHAMPTON UNITED KINGDOM.

Kindly give attention to this letter, though it will bring surprise to you as it comes from a strange person. Due to my condition now, i honorable demand for your co-operations, honest, reliability and sincerely on this transaction as a Friend / business partner, i have deliberated it in my mind and decided to contact you and offer you this business proposal.

I have decided to intimate you personally and discreetly with this business proposal which will be of mutual benefit to both of us. When i was perusing through your profile, I became aware of your credibility.

I am the purchasing manager to BRADFORD FARMS PLC BRACKEN PLACE CHILL WORTH SOUTHAMPTON S0164RB SOUTHAMPTON UNITED KINGDOM, and i use to come to Malaysia to purchase a certain product. Now i will no more be able to make my trip to Malaysia as normal does because of my health.

I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now am on admission in the hospital that will take 10 months according to Medical Director latest Report.

Though my company has arranged to send my assistant for the mission to purchase the products on behalf of my company which i normally bought in Malaysia . For the fact that i do buy the product (Adaquan Vaccine) at the rate of ($3,200 USD) per a carton of six bottles and re-sold to my company at rate of ($5,700 USD)

The Adaquan Vaccine is a new scientific chemical fluid substance manufactured in North Korea , its of lubricant, mainly used in Animal Farms for the curing of mouth diseases of animal and some infectious diseases which might affects the rapid growth of animals like sheep's, cattle's, Goats, Cows, Horses, Fowls,

These Vaccines are rare and highly demanded by Agricultural and Live Stock Farmers in the World, though quite a long time it came to existence, it was introduce to our company by a Chinese friend, Ms. Jessie Chua, a Zoologist in USA, who gave me a sample for text on my last visit to the United States.

After our companies research on this product, I discovered it in Malaysia through a Malaysian Lady who sales in cheaper rate instead of buying it a costly rate in Unites States of America now i have been going to Malaysia for the purchases of the Vaccines.

I now wish to appoint you as our local agent in this business perusal in Malaysia , so that the Assistant Purchasing Manager who will soon be in Malaysia will have to buy the products through you in other to protect my former dealings.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared to have a friend then in Malaysia but focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self for now.

I am offering you 50% of the proceeds from each of the deals whenever he comes to make the purchase of the products as its going to be a continuous business until i stand back on my feet.

However 40% is for me and 10% would be your local sundry and international operational costs during each of the business transactions in Malaysia .

This transaction is completely risk free to you and will last a day or two days only. I don’t want the person they will be sending to know the cost price that i have been buying the product in Malaysia .

The dealer of this product is a Malaysian lady, I want to introduce you as the dealer to my Company so that my representative will buy it through you.

If you promise to be faithful to me by sending my percentage after the transaction with my company, i will now send you all the details you need for the business.

I need a trustworthy person that will handle this business for me until i stand back on my feet. For more information please do contact me with the E-mail address as stated above. I want truth & honest to be our watch word.

While waiting for your positive and kind response to this benefits.

Warmest regards
Your's Affectionate,
Ms. Tracey Williams.


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date: Dec 17, 2007 2:00 PM
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