How Many Sexual Metaphors Can You Spot?

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Drop your 'sexual innuendo' count over at Spare Room from this very clever and funny ad for a new New Zealand based 'adult orientated' channel "Fresh"
[1-Dec-2024: This video is unavailable]

This is work friendly, kid friendly (they'll never understand it) and will not offend unless you have a smutty mind and understand what they're saying ...

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