A Hearty Welcome Home

"As Bilbo peered through The Green Dragons welcoming window he sighed, "It's good to be home", and quickly entered into the chatter of friends."

Best 'goat sex' line of the day

From Scott Adams over at the Dilbert Blog, "Tap the Goat":
Was the owner planning to butcher the goat, and didn't want his goatburgers to have any special sauce?