The shop assistant is blonde.

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More golden humour from JonnyB - The shop assistant is blonde.

Includes this conversation piece:
“Is it powdery and flaky, or gungey and weepy?” she asks.

The conversation is already out of control – I am sure there is nothing in the ‘how to stop being a sad loser and get off with shop assistants – GUARANTEED’ self-help books about this.

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