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The Minister of Internal Affairs has approved your application for New Zealand Citizenship.
Wicked!!!!
Citizenship will be granted to you at a ceremony in your area where you will take the oath or affirmation of allegiance and be presented with your citizenship certificate.
Still gotta pay to get the passport, bum!

I am a very happy man and you're all invited to the ceremony whenever it comes around!

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