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Courtesy of Adam and his Jokeslist:
A Welshman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Welsh man shouts in his native dialect,

"Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t)

The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".

The Welsh man shouts back

"Use both hands, you'll get more in."