This is Noriko, of  George and Noriko  fame, at Coastella 2018 who, well best to let them tell you: George and Noriko break all the rules. The duo brings something unique, something unexpected. Known as the Japanese Blues Cowboy and the Tsugaru shamisen player, they have been kicking up a storm wherever they play.  George’s lightning fast blues licks & growling harmonica enhanced by Noriko’s percussive of the traditional Shamisen (Japanese banjo) has morphed into a kind of bluegrass hard country blues with a Japanese twist. It's quite something - go listen to their music, it's pretty bloody kick ass.

Bloody immigrants, they come over here ...

... and expect to be treated the same. But how? How on earth can they be treated the same when they've obviously got different cultures ... I mean, do they really get what it is to support the Hurricanes year after year - no!

And it's getting worse. The doors are open to every Robbie, Bishop and Kryten! And once gthey let one is in there'll be no stopping those buggers bringing in the rest their so-called "family". And we all know that despite being hard workers (no-one's denying that) they work for nothing, a byte to eat and they're happy! Where's that gonna leave the rest of us hard working locals??

Bloody immigrants!