Idiots, Harry Potter and websites

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The things people write, MuggleNet The Wall of Shame - Funny/Stupid Emails and Hate Mail We've Received

I should feel lucky I got away with just a Blog about me ;-)

Personal favourites:

Im the owner of **********.com. My site is nearly as popular as yours, but I want to get it more popular then yours. do a newspost about me, saying this:

"HI, Have you been to *********? Why dont you go now! GO TO **********.COM"

Please do this for me..... IF YOU DONT, then I WILL DESTROY MUGGLENET. I HAVE YOUR PASSWORDS, AND IF U DONT DO A POST THEN I WILL DO IT FOR YOU... AT THE SAME TIME AS DELETING IT!

I tried getting hits by doing that post of mine a few days ago about Dan Radcliffe dying, but people didnt like it much, so Im hoping they'll like it on your site!

Thanks..
REMEMBER WHAT ILL DO IF U DONT DO THIS FOR ME!!!!

Dear J.K. Rowling,
I have a very important question! Now you may not want to hear this ..but I really would like if you would send me an email back with the answers to the question I\'m about to ask you. Now , for the questions , What made you want to write about satanic things? What do you have against the Christians ? Why are you making these books to try to turn everyone away from God?!?! Why\'d you make the Christians the bad people? Why do you want your books to be about evil!?! Thank you for your time .. and please email me back

Emerson, I hate this website. my name is emily watson, and i play HERMIONE GRANGER in the harry potter movies. I HATE THIS WEBSITE, TAKE IT DOWN NOW BEFORE I DENOUNCE IT IN PUBLIC!!! Thanks for your time, remember what I said. I have a lot of poser with words now that I'm famus. I have tried reading Harry Potter, and it's boring. Emily Watson

WE HAVE THE SAME KEY BOARD! ( i saw it in your picture gallery)

if a wall in my bathroom moves, does that mean its magical? cause if it doesnt, then the swelling is just for nothing.


You remind me of my dog, he's a dachshund. He always makes me laugh especially when he runs into tables.


EMERSON! I HAVE JUST BEEN STRUCK WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA! I NEEDED TO ASK PERMISSION FROM YOU FIRST! I AM GOING TO PUT YOUR FACE ON MARSHAMALLOWS! I ALSO NEED TO NO WHAT YOU TASTE LIKE SO THEY ARE EMERSON FLAVORED...LICK YOUR ARM AND WRITE BACK TO TELL ME HOW YOU TASTE SO I HAVE AN IDEA...EMERSON MARSHAMALLOWS ARE THE FOOD OF THE 22ND CENTURY!

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