Ideal Job

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Had this emailed to me but here's a link to download it for yourself: i am a donut.

What is "it"- it's a funny Excel spreadsheet (it made the Riversdale's laugh) to find out your ideal job. For the record the Riversdales came out with:
  • Mike: Movie Star
  • Liz: Bearded lady at the circus (she wasn't impressed at first, but now finds it hilarious)
  • Jack: Porn Star

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